You're my little dorito
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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