I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
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So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
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So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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