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• (503): View more from Oregon

  We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?

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  Places.

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  Plural? Please tell.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'

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  needless to say i wont be back home tonight

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.

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• (347): View more from New York

  It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween

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