We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Plural? Please tell.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween