is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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