hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
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Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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