I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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