soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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