Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Randomize
