And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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