what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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