I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
i think i just naturally attract stoners
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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