Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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