The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
