I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
she told me i tasted like america
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
There r osticjed everywhere
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
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