he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
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i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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