He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
tell me about the fingering
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