We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
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After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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