I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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