Having a random hookup so left but love u
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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