I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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