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No, drunk sperm still make babies.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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