Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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