found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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