Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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