If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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