I got her a Nickelback box set.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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