Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
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drunk tastebuds have low standards.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
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I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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