Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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