Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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