come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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