Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Someone came in the potted fern
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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