Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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