I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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