You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Is Oprah even human
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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