i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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