some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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