the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Your tits are I can't wait for
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
