yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
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