remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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