Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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