I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
im holly from the hills drunk
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
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I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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