Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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