This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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