I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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