Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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