Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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