People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
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Vodka?
Forever.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
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