chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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