Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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