If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
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tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
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And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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