Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
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