Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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