You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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